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“Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident, and it can handle whatever comes along. Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from mistakes. Class knows that good manners are nothing more than a series of small sacrifices and minor inconveniences. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. You can't fake it. Class is comfortable in its own skin. It never puts on airs. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Class can walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch. Everyone is comfortable with the pers...

"HOW TO GET THE GIRL"   Today's Tip:

A wise man once said, “Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs and poles.” Turns out the guy was half right. The college lifestyle of all-you-can eat dining halls, all night study sessions and partying Thursday to Sunday can quickly catch up to your waist line. For proof, check out 80 Epic Beer Bellies [PICS] . If you’ve recently discovered your gut and sides hanging over your pants like a muffin top, it might be time to cut back on the brewskis. You may not want to hear it, but in addition to eating healthy and regularly exercising, you have to stop drinking if you want to lose that beer gut. Alcohol  is nothing but empty calories, and when you drink, your body uses the calories from the alcohol for energy instead of fat. Any calories from alcohol that are not used for energy are stored as fat. This is how you gain weight from drinking. Quitting the bottle to lose weight is especially hard to do when you consider ...

"HOW TO GET THE GIRL" This is valid for both GIRL & BOY Today's Tip: GET THE HINT, WILL YA? Remember that movie " He's Just Not That Into You" (2009)? That was a cute movie, but it also had a valuable lesson: If he/she says NO , one, two...three times.. SHE/HE is NOT THAT INTO YOU! If she/he does NOT call you back, text you back, email you back...it's NOT because she/he is too busy...it is because she/he IS NOT THAT INTO YOU. If they were into you, believe me, they would stop whatever they are doing and would get in touch with you. That's it. Yeah, you can say,- "she/he is insecure, afraid to fall in love, shy, busy with work...blah blah". Yeah, that might be true BUT if they are REALLY interested they will get over their BS and will contact you. So darlings....don't beg. PLEASE. There's nothing worse than having to deal with someone that just doesn't get it! Actually, the other role is also not pleasant... reject...

Spanking new column, about tips on "HOW TO GET THE GIRL" Today's Tip: Ah, the ol'drink'n'text.... Did you drink and text? And she never got back in touch with you after that? Well perhaps you should check your phone and see what you wrote to her. Drinking and texting can be rather hazardous. Ok so, do you think that what you wrote could be interpreted as something RUDE ? Yes? Well...how about an APOLOGY ? And by that, I mean, make a regretful acknowledgment of your idiotic mistake, and do tell her that this will never happen again. You should try and make a formal defense or justification in speech or writing...along with some flowers...why not. She might forgive you, depending on the degree of the damage caused by your drunken behavior. Good luck!

Spanking new column, about tips on "HOW TO GET THE GIRL" Today's Tip: DON'T BE FLAKEY! No one likes to deal with an unreliable person, that doesn't follow through on agreed plans. A flaky person has no manners and it has zero class. No great gal will stand for that. Be good or be gone.

Spanking new column, about tips on "HOW TO GET THE GIRL" Today's Tip: Is she a smoker? No? STOP SMOKING!

Spanking new column, about tips on "HOW TO GET THE GIRL" Today's Tip: T R Y I N G H A R D , ok . T R Y I N G TOO H A R D , n ot s o m u c h. (and that's, um, universal. Male, female, and mushrooms too)

Spanking new column, about tips on "HOW TO GET THE GIRL" Today's tip: M A N U P! Meaning: Fulfill your responsibilities as a man, despite your insecurities and constant ability to place yourself in embarrasing and un-manly scenarios. Be strong. Take control of a the situation, rise to the moment. Strap on a pair, grow some balls, stop being such a complete and utter wuss. The expression comes from the phrase "cowboy up", meaning "be tough, be strong, act like a real cowboy", which was in use in rodeo circles at least since the mid-1970's. "Man up" means, similarly, "be tough, be a man, do what a man should do.